turkish quandale dingle

an absolutely rizzy individual

"lil bro, you got me feeling you like turkish quandale dingle."

by sigmohio April 27, 2024

Turkish Blanket

When a woman with pubic hair wipes back to front leaving a smear up the front rug.

Wow it looked like a Turkish blanket down there

by Randy Neil November 21, 2024

Turkish Turtlehead

When you piss on your turtlehead by angling your penis down and towards your ass where the shit is coming out. A variant of the Turkish Turtlehead would be pissing on your shit AFTER its came out of your ass, but it’s highly contentious. Its name derives from how kebab chefs spray/squirt oil on their doner kebabs when preparing it for consumption. Note: you do not have to eat your shit after it’s been pissed on for it to be considered a Turkish Turtlehead.

Jakub: “That Turkish Turtlehead was one for the history books!”

by JakubRawHoneySnowBunnyHeaven7 June 4, 2025

Turkish Trombone

When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.

Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”

by Penisfart69420 May 7, 2022

Turkish Shooter

The Turkish shooter

Whilst standing, keep one hand in your pocket and use the other hand to aim your dick at your partner through your flies as you bring yourself to completion. Ear and eye protection is preferred but non essential.

"Have you shagged that bird yet? Nah but I gave her a Turkish shooter in the alley behind the co op"

by Mini flatt August 2, 2024

Turkish brown chicken

A sexual act consisting fucking a chicken and then cooking it and using chicken legs to then fuck your partner in the anus. Then pull the chicken out with poop and share it with your partner.

Brad-I did the Turkish brown chicken with my boyfriend yesterday it was so nice!

by CockRoacher69 April 18, 2024

Turkish Battleship

A Turkish Battleship is a synonym for a pre WorldWar 2 era Soviet Battlecruiser of questionable quality.

A conversation in a Soviet naval base.
-Is that a ship or a floating piece of rubble?
-That's just a Turkish Battleship.

by ComradeSeagull May 17, 2018