No homo tuesday

Like no homo day you can day anything gay no homo doesn't need to be said

today is no homo Tuesday Matthew and Chris

by grant-the-fiji-water-guy January 28, 2020

Swirl Cone Tuesday

Swirl cone Tuesday is when the girl shows up for her foot rub in striped leggings. That's basically the green light for fckn

I was gonna rub her feet, but she went all swirl cone tuesday on me in those striped leggings?

by Its natural just go with it March 10, 2020

No trouble on a Tuesday

A phrase suggesting Tuesdays are easy unimportant days, unlikely to cause drama or major shifts. Also used as a comeback to reject or shut down the start of drama.

"Stop starting shit. There's no trouble on a Tuesday."

(Meaning, today is NOT my day to deal with that.)

Or..."I don't want to go to work today, but it's ok, but because there's no trouble on a Tuesday.

by R. Lethe November 17, 2020

Tool Tuesday

Day of the week when gym bros take mirror selfies in the gym’s mirrors. Usually they intentionally flex in a way to look like a complete tool.

Bro! I got a great prump rn want to take a Tool Tuesday pic

by JBrò November 17, 2020

Tuesday

COCK

A FAT TUESDAY WOULD SMACK RN

by Facts man May 16, 2020

Retard Tuesday

That typical day of the month, usually Tuesday, more common the last Tuesday of the month, when one or more of your friends (typically at least one guy called Philipp) is saying or asking very retarded questions

Hey Philipp, did you mount the new kitchen?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?

by Flores grup June 30, 2020

Texas Tuesday

The act of intercourse forcefully with a cactus. Could be a form of rape

She wanted the ole Texas Tuesday

by Texas Tuesday July 2, 2020