Tuesday

Tuesday is powerful, sweet, and unique. Just don’t make the wrong move,
or she will forgot about you the next day.
Tuesday means nice sweet and kind.
by Brintt November 22, 2021
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tuesday

the time when most gay shit occurs on a 7-day week basis
1: hey today suck of cock maybe?
2: nah thats for tuesday my guy
by awdawdawdsdawsd October 30, 2017
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Tuesday

As in C U Next Tuesday! An acceptable way to call someone a cunt in public or around small children, the elderly, your parents or the "Tuesday" in question.
Man that guys such a Tuesday!

Absolute Tuesday!

You utter Tuesday!
by Knifebobo April 01, 2016
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Tuesday

The day where the, October, 1992 Goliath bombing incident took place. 700 were left dead and 1,347 left injured. The Goliath bombing incident is not to be confused with the prior Goliath bombing. Known as the Ten Day Silence of 88' that took place in an Turkish embassy in Germany.
Man on Tuesday, I lost my ex-wife in the Goliath bombing. But hey no more alimony.
by herbus the 14th October 11, 2022
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Tuesday

The most exhausting day on a work week. Tuesday is well away from the next weekend, and your "energy charge" is low because they all used up on monday. Most workers hate this day so much.
Ah, tuesday is here. I'm so sleepy right now.
by A dying goat August 22, 2017
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Tuesday

Viciousness on the inside
"Tuesday! Stop!"
by banananamys April 25, 2021
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Tuesday

By FAR the most irrelevant day of the week. Everyone always overlooks Tuesday and says Monday is the worst, but at least on Monday it isn’t immediate max effort and work like on Tuesdays. At least on Mondays you are usually at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend, unlike Tuesdays, where you get the devastating realization that the weekend is still so far away, unlike how you can at least still be able to ease into the week like on Mondays.

Purpose of each day of the week:

Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Amigo 1: Hey man, why are you pissed?
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 23, 2024
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