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driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.
Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019
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Black dude in 1930: Holy shit is that a ASS Shotgun assssshufhbheuiwoeubvf uf9e80w9wubivf,dww Ku KLUx KLan?!!!
by ASS this December 4, 2020
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The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.
by crashdagamer December 30, 2021
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get the shotgun

the thing you say when wanting to end something that you consider cringe or bad, getting the shotgun to kill it.
this quote can only be said if you have a shotgun or toy gun to use after the line has been said.
me: sees that BFDI TF fanfic
also me: GET THE SHOTGUN
by PikaboyMOD August 28, 2023
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Rusty shotgun

When a someone is giving you a hearty rim job whilst reaching around and fondling your balls like a gun handle and pulling your penis shaft with the other hand just like cocking a pump action shotgun .. This action is a variant of the rusty trombone
Sally gave me a rusty shotgun the other night and it felt great
by Spanky667 January 1, 2014
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Shotgun Bill

Defines a certain type of rugged, masculine man who,despite what others might think, is not too afraid to engage in the delicate art of shotgunning with another man.
"He wasn't afraid at all, he just went for it with another guy! He's such a Shotgun Bill"
by noslen aushoj January 6, 2018
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human shotgun

A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.
Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!
by Nuggsman February 14, 2017
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