Someone who goes on social media and labels a terrorist attack/shooting/bombing as a false flag attack within minutes of it occurring and having literally no information about the event.
News: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a building in downtown LA. Details are sketchy at the moment but it is possibly a burst gas main.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.
by colin... July 10, 2016

Radi and Tayler were the buffest people at our school, yet strangely enough, they were the flag and rifle girls.
by Morgan T November 10, 2006

When a woman is jerking a guy off so wildly that it looks like she is waving the checkered flag at the Indianapolis 500 finish line.
by Street sweeper May 21, 2015

by θ November 17, 2018

by elvette July 21, 2006

From the Flobots album "Survival Story", any person that battles for freedom peacefully by means of non-violent actions and open communication.
by freeworldmind August 13, 2010

playing with oneself/ masterbating
by Schizzna October 22, 2008
