When a woman is straddling your face nose-deep and she squirts at the moment of orgasm and her legs give in.
What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.
What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.
by ConcupiscentPineapple December 7, 2023
Get the turkish waterboardingmug. by damslammer February 17, 2025
Get the Turkish Giomug. by hellobyewhy April 7, 2024
Get the turkish quandale dinglemug. War cry of Bangladeshis who claim themselves to be ancestors of Ottomans, and dream of capturing Kolkata (capital of West Bengal) within 4 days and Delhi and rest of India a few days later using their naval fleet, consisting of steel containers that can be used to swim on floods, and their all in one land+air weaponry, consisting of a paper rocket put on a rickshaw as a part of their own Ghazwa E Hind mission. Unfortunately, they themselves end up begging for treatment from hospitals in the very country they want to capture.
Bangladeshi rickshaw puller : "Listen you randians, We are full Turkish blood. We will carry out Ghazwa E Hind and make you kaafir idolator gaumutra drinker Hindus convert to our peaceful religion, else make your women our Ghanimah
Indian : "Ok. First learn to pull the rickshaw properly"
Indian : "Ok. First learn to pull the rickshaw properly"
by Hoor-Loving-Bakradeshi June 7, 2025
Get the Full Turkish bloodmug. by theturkishshlanker June 24, 2020
Get the turkish shlankmug. The act of defecating into a sock and hurling said sock towards a target. Often but not always preceded by a Turkish homerun.
Lacking anyone with swinging distance of his fresh poop sock, Franklin instead opted to launch a Turkish Airstrike towards a crowd of confused bystanders.
by FrankRizzo3rd October 12, 2019
Get the Turkish Airstrikemug. The Greatest and has rooted history Culture across the world at all off time But it's little known because concrete examples not given so its just was learned kitchen culture whereas it's covers a lot such as old belief and religion, traditions, custom, architecture, performing arts...
by İtsMeWhoyouneverKnow December 3, 2018
Get the Turkish Culturemug.