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the best friends

1. A vulgar term which means the male penis and the female vagina; basically saying that the penis and vagina are best friends.

2. Your 'person' who will be there for you no matter what. Who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. Who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. If they don't either you're wrong, or they're just not your best friend
guy: hey ya know, we're best friends in a way

girl: (thinks to herself: AH HELL NAH!)
in which way?

guy: because of our genitals! my penis is your vagina's best friend! they're the best friends, right?

girl: (thinks: OMIFRIGGINGOSH!)
*SLAP, SLAP* YOU ARE SUCH A PERV AND AN ASSHOLE!
by sunshiny-daytona July 23, 2009
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the best person

The best person is called Josalene. Or str4wberryl0v0. They are very kind and a very big hearted person <3
Wow look it's str4wberryl0v0 they are the best person
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Best friends

Two people who never get tired of each other. Who has there back no matter what. Who you can be your self around. Do crazy things together.do things together. Fight together. To not leave each other behind. Know everything about you. When you guys think alike. Who seen you naked. To know your deepest secrets. Can't stay mad at. Can cry in front of. Spend money on each other.
Saylee: we're not just friends
Derray:we're best friend
Saylee and Derray are best friends
by Ray.ray August 31, 2015
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ethan best

Ethan best is an amazing and adorable youtuber and has a twin call elijah best.
Ethan best is an amazing and adorable youtuber and who also has a twin called elijah best.
by Jessica hillsom April 2, 2021
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Cylus best

He is the master at video games and has the best family in the world he is a legend and loves every single person he know as cybot2010 he has a big hart
Man he is a Cylus best
by Cylus best January 29, 2021
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best intentions

Some of the worst things have happened with the best intentions

To do something you think is morally right that may end up wrong
I had the best intentions when I kept the secret that her sister had a pregnancy scare with her best friend
by ialem July 29, 2018
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Best Friend

Someone you trust completely.

Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
Best Friend: Someone your thinking about right now
by Caramel Yum April 25, 2016
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