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Only Google knows.

A term replacing 'Only God knows' referring to an innumerable amount of some bullshit that someone did a lot.
First person: How many people do you think died in a shark attack while high on goofballs?

Friend: only Google knows.
by edstar77 July 14, 2024
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Canines And Felines Only Eat Are Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears
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The Only Way To Kill Someone Who Lanced At A vagina Like Angel Jose robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is If The Person Who Was Lanced At, Buys A Dictionary
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It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualistically insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023
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Only Vert

An only child who is both an extravert and introvert naturally.
He exerts the behavior of an only vert; comfortable in crowds and by himself.
by RandomUser223 March 3, 2022
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English Only USA

The all-American ideology that in the US, only all-American English is the only acceptable language.
Oh so you're speaking in Spanish all up in here? Go back to where you came from this is English Only USA.
by comic sans April 11, 2020
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