Internet Withdrawal

When an avid user of the internet, goes through more than two days of internet deprivation.

The internet is often associated with computers, BUT it does not have to be! It can be internet access from any video game console such as Xbox 360, PlayStation, and Nintendo Wii. Browsing music on iTunes and usage of various apps on the iPhone/iPod Touch also involves access to the internet. Even the use of your cellphone for things other than phone calls is internet!!

Symptoms may include: impatience, rudeness, bitchitude, snappiness, distress, feeling empty inside, delusion, anger, stress, violence, yelling, being an asshole, or even betrayal to those around you.

(Rick is sitting in the corner of his house mindlessly staring into space, shivering.)

Steve: Yo Bob what is up with Rick??

Bob: He was late on his payment for internet and cell phone so they stopped services for him and it's been like two weeks...

(Steve walks towards Rick and attempts to comfort him.)

Rick: BACK THE FUCK OFF!!

(Steve steps back)

Steve: WHOA!! He is having an epic case of Internet Withdrawal!!

Bob: Yah dude, he needs some time alone. Let's bounce.

by The Super Ninja November 13, 2009

internet coolguy

n. An internet coolguy is often annoying and extremely disrespectful on the internet, but hilarious. Internet coolguys don't play by the rules, piss off internet toughguys, and use the internet for one thing and one thing only: to make other people feel worse about themselves. The internet coolguy will ask you questions about your personal life in order to feel out how important the internet is to you. Upon discovering significant importance, the internet coolguy will proceed to call you derogatory and hateful names until you either cry, get mad, fight back, or report them. The only way to defeat an internet coolguy is to either ignore him (no matter how difficult) or come to realize just how funny he actually is.

internet victim: "I'm on the phone with xBox support right now reporting your gamertag."

internet coolguy: "You think I care? Do you have any idea how many people have reported me? Tell ya what, call the person on the phone a fag too for me. And then tell them how much of a pussy you are for being a little tattle-tale."

by JimChach January 23, 2006

internet hoe

1.a girl that flirts with all the guys in the internet and in person does nothing and is quite

2.a girl that plays with guys mind on the internet

3. a monique

yo i was so getting at this internet hoe but when i met her in real life she was so quite it was a turn off

by jordan tizcon April 2, 2008

Internet Girl

An internet girl is actually a man because girls do not exist on the internet.

Alexk51: I am a girl
YourKidTastedGood: No, there is no such thing as an Internet Girl you lying bastard!

by person who knows stuff April 28, 2011

internet lingo

lol/lolz = laugh out loud
1337 = see leet
rofl/rotfl = rolling on the floor laughing
stfu = shut the f*ck up
stmfhub = shut the motherf*cking h*ll up bi*ch
g2g/gtg = got to go
omg = oh my god
wtf? = what the f*ck
wtfwt = what the f*ck was that?
meh = tch
wth = what the heck/what the h*ll
fps = frames per second/ first person shooter
zomg = over used version of omg
haha = haha
gth = go to h*ll
lmao = laughing my a*s off
lmfao = laughing my f*cking a*s off
hacker = someone who cheats
haxer = hacker
u = you
ur = your
4 = for
2 = to
noob = a beginner or someone who is not good
nub = noob
kick = remove
ban = permanently remove
lemme = let me
dunno = dont know
sometin = something
p*ssy = sex
... = ok, i dont really care
g4u = good for you
ferst = first
CS = Good first person shooter
These all i can think of on the top of my head,

The 11yr old CS playa

A game of cs with internet lingo in use

person 1 Dude, wtf?
person 2 stfu noob
person 1 haxer
person 2 lol im 2 good 4 u
person 1 gth haxer
person 2 lmfao why don't you ban me b*tch
person 1 GRRRRRRRRR
person 2 rotfl ur just a nub
person 1 lemme show u sometin
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 2 OMFG YOUR JUST A STUPID HA-person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
Person 2 has left the server

by [iX]-ST-AreNoth January 7, 2007

teh internets

A magical land comprised of interconnecting tubes clogged with pr0nz. It has become a common misnomer to associate teh internets with big trucks. This is false.

I found a video of my mom sucking poop out of a dead cow's ass on teh internets. It gave me a chubby.

by BennyC November 30, 2006

Internet drama

A controversial type of event in which dramatics and stresses takes place on the Internet, usually a social media such as Facebook and Twitter and even messaging apps like Discord, that would never happen in real-life or real person-to-person interaction.

This controversial type of event can lead to worsening mental health and stress.

"I had involved on the worst internet drama that happened in mid-2017 in which took place on Facebook, YouTube and Fandom wikis. This made me to smash my Macintosh keyboard in which is a huge waste of money." - The creator of this definition

by Ryan900USAYT March 12, 2022