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carpet badger

Someone that has a fetish for long and thick pubic hair.
Isaiah i have seen Ellie's. You are a filthy carpet badger.
by Daniel Jurgensen October 30, 2012
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Badger

A mystical gifted but slightly dubious woodland creature, who is more potent in moonlight. Has been spotted knocking around with San, Dee, and wee special Sue in the Dublin area
"Oh look, it's badger and her bandits. Jesus what ever you do, don't look her in the eyes. You don't want to end up like wee mental Kevin from Rathcoole, sure his face looks like his arsehole now, it was a pure mauling!!!"
by Badgerhands October 14, 2020
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burrowing badger

an animal who represents characteristics anyone would desire such as hardwork, dependibilty, funness, and coolness. They are however, allergic to gold and opposed to common belief, do not chunk wood like woodchucks.
Bob's Jordan wanted to be like the burrowing badger it saw prancing in the prairie.
by swhale January 2, 2011
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hailey jean badger

the most prettiest thing a man could find in the world she has a great personality and she loves animals and that is a hailey jean badger
by hailey is da girl November 2, 2017
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Honey Badger

Daniel Ricciardo. Daniel Ricciardo is the ultimate Honey Badger. Fearless all the time abs doesn’t give a shit about things
“Yo, Daniel is lit!”
you mean the Honey Badger?”
by h0n3ybadg3r August 22, 2021
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Badgerable

Easily fooled or angered.
Man Kevin was badgerable when we pranked him bro!
by AYeti700 October 29, 2019
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glory badger

a name given for a well presented and much approved vagina
: was she fit?

:ooooh yeah, should of seen the glory badger on her
by glenng421 November 28, 2011
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