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terrible teens

The phase teens go through when they are absolutely awful to be around. Eye-rolling, door-slamming, "I hate you," and "You're so stupid," are all symptoms of this untreatable disease.
Oh please, you're just going through your terrible teens. Years from now, after years of intensive therapy, you'll realize I was the best parent I could be.
by chateaudebelves September 20, 2016
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Teen Girl

Someone who is not allowed to like anything or have opinions. Invalid.
Person 1: See that teen girl?
Person 2: I heard she’s into Harry Potter imagine liking that.
Person 1: Ew. Wanna go play GTA 5?
Person 2: Nah your teen sister always ruins it.
by sooodone December 13, 2021
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irony-teen

noun /ˈaɪ.rə.ni ti n/

A digitally native teenager or young adult (typically 16-23) whose online persona is built on performative irony, detached humor, and carefully curated "chaotic" behavior. Irony-teens communicate primarily through layered sarcasm, absurdist memes, and meta-commentary that signals cultural literacy while maintaining emotional distance. They often adopt exaggerated personas or "bit" accounts that blur the line between genuine expression and performance art.
Jake: bro why did you send that crying wojak meme in the main chat

Tyler: it was funny lol, just the basic "me when monday" one

Jake: dude now all the irony-teens are quote tweeting it with their weird shit
Marcus: what happened?

Jake: look at this... screenshots "BESTIE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POST UNIRONICALLY 😭😭😭 the way this wojak is literally me but also sending me to another dimension... why is this the most devastating thing i've ever witnessed, i'm actually ascending"

Tyler: what the fuck does that even mean

Marcus: bro they talk like they're having a religious experience over a basic meme

Jake: and now there's like 50 replies all talking the same way... "this would kill a victorian child" "i'm literally perishing" "why is this so unserious"

Tyler: should I delete it?

Marcus: nah fuck it, let the irony-teens have their moment. they'll move on to something else in like an hour

Jake: it's just exhausting man, like can't a wojak just be sad without someone making it into performance art

Tyler: next time I'm just sending it in here lmao
by guy whos fed up July 22, 2025
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teen girl starter pack

When girls turn about 13, we are supplied with our own standard starter pack which includes the following: An awkward laugh used for expressing discomfort (usually around men/boys), a set of at least 3 insecurities (this aspect of the starter pack depends on your upbringing and experiences), and the “i’m not like other girls” phase. A phase you can choose to activate at any point, as long as it is before the age of 21. (this part is not the girls fault. It is a canon event in almost every girls life, which the realization that she is not like the stereotypical one dimensional female character portrayed on tv, rather she has her own interest and personality, is discovered.) ✨🩷
“yeah, when i was 14, the universe supplied me with my own teen girl starter pack. unlucky for me, i got an exceptional amount of insecurities in it. i am great at executing my awkward laugh tho.”
“me too girl.”
by haru_ko April 13, 2024
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Teen

Short for teenager, a teen is someone between the ages of 13-19, hence the suffix "teen." Commonly misunderstood, teenagers have many stereotypes. They are, but not limited to, the following:

-addicts
-troublemakers
-lazy

Many teens may be like the above, however it is wrong to associate this image to them.
Lisa: Hey, you said your son was a teen right?
Mary: Yeah, he's pretty well-behaved.
Lisa: Pshhhh, like I can believe that, good luck raising him.
by biggie gee June 1, 2021
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Teen Pep

A program that essentially encourages teens to have sex.
Person 1: Why did you lose your virginity so early on?
Person 2: Teen Pep.
by Rx720 October 15, 2021
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Resentfully teen

I regret now for having a baby. I was Bullied for being a resentfully teen at 14.
by 459395 March 4, 2022
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