Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

Google Shopping

A division of Google that lets you search all online shops. It can be very useful in some cases...but usually you get really repetitive results.

Dude 1: Ugh, I can't find any tourettes guy DVDs on Ebay or Amazon.com!
Dude 2: Oh...well then try a Google Shopping search.
Dude 1: It says, "You search did not match any documents"!
Dude 2: Well, sucks for you. Go find it in a store.

by Mechanic1d January 25, 2012

granny shopping

(Or grandpa shopping.) The practice of making a trip to the grocery store almost every single day and only buying food for one day's meals/snacks at a time, rather than shopping for the whole week, two weeks, or month. Often done by people who have a lot of free time on their hands - i.e. elderly retirees (hence the name), stay-at-home moms who are waiting for kids to get out of school, etc. This daily trip to the store is the main social event of their life.

When Claire had gone six months without a date, she was tempted to start granny shopping just for the increased chance of meeting somebody at the grocery store one day.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf January 6, 2014

Wish shopping

Place where you can shop items in very cheap prizes, until 'the one minute -90%'-offer goes out. It's shopping in web so you get what you didn't want.

"I bought this shirt and bag in Wish Shopping app!"
"I wish you didn't, those are too small."

by Rinkelitar July 13, 2017

Lane swapping, hip-hop beat-bopping

An aggressive driver constantly changing lanes to get ahead of other vehicles. Kinda like jumping 'round on a crowded dance floor.

That driver's gonna cause a crash in this heavy traffic with all that lane swapping, hip-hop beat-bopping

by Dr Dre' August 4, 2018

Thrift Shopping

Going to Bars on busy nights such as Valentine’s Day to “shop” for someone else’s unwanted “Second Hand crap”.

Jacob was feeling lonely on Valentine’s Day, so he went downtown around midnight to do some “Thrift Shopping”.

by KRiver February 14, 2020

Salami slopping

another way to say meat riding/meat munching

Guy 1: Bro, Scott the Woz sucks since he hates RPGs

Guy 2: What the fuck is your reasoning

Guy 3: Yo guy 1 is so right onggg

Guy 2: Quit salami slopping

by isimpmaybe November 7, 2022