On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*
by notageekr July 6, 2024
Get the National Buy Malakhii something day mug.The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024
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LAST NIGHT MY BOYFRIEND GRABBED HIS COCK WITH BOTH HANDS AND THERE WAS STILL LIKE 6 INCHES HANGING OUT AT THE END. I SAID DAMN THAT IS "SOMETHING"!!
by SCOTTYBIGTIME34 July 26, 2024
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person 2: yea me neither lol
person 2: yea me neither lol
by pptepengy August 15, 2024
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by ghxstz February 12, 2023
Get the shoulda put something on the end of it mug.The phrase “Something Else” can be used to define someone as different or not like others and is often used in a good way when someone acts or says something weird or strange.
Richie kept saying funny things and kept sending pictures of cats in shoes. He really is something else.
by rhogan518 February 19, 2023
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