Probably the worst things you can come across on the internet, Usually involves a clash-of-clans ripoff and uses memes. The memes are not sufficiently dank, therefore the game is a piece of shit and should never be played.
examples
Meme simulator
Danker simulator 2016
headshot simulator 2010
shr3ksl1mul4t0r
Rocketjump simulator
examples
Meme simulator
Danker simulator 2016
headshot simulator 2010
shr3ksl1mul4t0r
Rocketjump simulator
God dammit, i found another one of those shitty browser games, why do i even go on the internet anymore?
by DoofNugget April 19, 2016
when someone just ate their nasty/greasy/smelly/messy lunch and then proceeds to touch your hair, shake your hand or touch you in another way so as to wipe all the nasty crap they have on their hands on you. sometimes people do this by accident, but most likely not.
shana comes and starts touching diana's hair.
diana: hey wtf?
shana: what?
diana: your shitty lunch hands are touching my hair.
shana: oh sorry. fml.
diana: hey wtf?
shana: what?
diana: your shitty lunch hands are touching my hair.
shana: oh sorry. fml.
by artemiseyude June 05, 2010
by Daisertron December 18, 2016
A weird Youtube creature that stalks through Youtube looking for the next victim. May or may not have a virus in the video, but is otherwise harmless.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.
by happyatcommonsense March 27, 2019
A type of swamp ass attained at work by somebody afflicted with hemorrhoids, after taking a shit (induced by eating hot sausage @ a local carnival) first thing in the morning then working all day in direct sunlight on an 85 degree day, one usually gets diaper rash following this type of swamp ass if not treated right away.
Greg: "What's that smell & why you walkin' so funny?"
Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"
Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."
Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"
Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."
by CADAVER1986 August 17, 2011
Can be used as an expression of admiration or affection, especially for animals.
Something being so cute that you emote pure joy. A modern variation of "my heart!"
Something being so cute that you emote pure joy. A modern variation of "my heart!"
That puppy is so cute!!! My heart!! My shitty fucking heart!
My friend showed me a picture of their cat and my shitty heart broke in two!
My friend showed me a picture of their cat and my shitty heart broke in two!
by Cuteaholic September 26, 2019
When a specialized system of thought becomes motivated by individual gain creating individual analysis and terminology that is false. In time, the systems exclusive terminology denies creative diversity locking it into a perpetual decline until system death.
I tried living in the United States last year, but damn, I couldn't secure my families basic needs because all jobs that pay a living wage require me to give up my cultural beliefs; the US is in a shitty feedback loop.
by doubledutchwindmill November 01, 2013