amelia sharpe

The most hairy, fugly, dinosaur ever

Ewwwwww is that an Amelia Sharpe

by Alum jack May 1, 2017

seth sharp

A small idiot who wants a boyfriend

Seth sharp is dumb

by Cheetah October 2, 2017

Penis sharpener

Also known as a dildo maker, it is a pencil sharpener like device that can turn objects into the shape of a dildo, such as popsicles, vegetables or candles. It fuctions like a spiraliser to turn boring vegetables into exciting, appetising shapes

We need to order more penis sharpeners for the kitchen

by Scarfinger February 19, 2018

c-sharps

Charlie Puth stans are called "c-sharps" because c-sharp is a his favourite musical note.

c-sharps have to be the most sway fandom.
c-sharps outsold.

by notlenore March 29, 2022

Romanian pencil sharpner

Forcefully inserting a person's erect penis into a woodchipper

Formerly used by romanian gypsy gangs as an execution method, showcasing their brutality

Amadeus: "hei gringo ții minte că i-ai dat ministrului apărării romanian pencil sharpner?"
Gringo: "da"

by Zvonimir February 20, 2020

huff a sharpie

huff a sharpie or to huff a sharpie means to fuck off. it was coined by some internet users and people, but the most famous example is in the song "we've got your back (documented minor emotional breakdown #2)" by indie pop band los campesinos!

person a: "dude, i've had enough. either stop acting stupid or go huff a sharpie !"
person b: "okay, i guess...."

by no, i think i will February 1, 2021

sharp as a sack of bricks

denotes a real dumbass
most often said with a lot of sarcasm & condescension

George: "that building is really tall!"
Sally: "ahhh, u r about as sharp as a sack of bricks."

by BrettAndrew May 31, 2006