Thomas Stank

Sharting (shitting while farting) simultaneously when burping. Usually they match in pitch and volume.

Ew! Did you just shit yourself AND burp?
Yeah man, I did a Thomas Stank!

by Christian73 March 2, 2023

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Stank stick

A person who goes around stirring up trouble and discord for no apparent reason, even when it is actively working against their own self interests; a relentless gossip determined to spread their own rumours, lies, speculations, and anything else they can get their hands on just to upset and agitate others; a one-person propaganda machine with no overarching aims or intentions beyond immediately creating drama and confusion.

Lee told Mary that he heard her ex-boyfriend just got divorced and figures that her ex-boyfriend really wants Mary back, and that’s why he told a few friends and specifically said not to tell Mary; now Mary is stalking her ex on social media because she’s obsessed with getting him back. Lee is a pathetic stank stick, because he did it all just to see Mary get upset and cause trouble for herself and others.

by FroodyHoop March 22, 2023

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stank trail

When you fart in a room and it follows you into a room with unsuspecting guests that notice the smell.

Nicole came back to the table with a strong stank trail.

by Pmdono December 27, 2017

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stank cannon

Breath that smells of dying or decaying tissue, rotten food, or other various sorts of awful smells.

I was totally into this chick until she pointed her stank cannon at me.

by Fakebook April 18, 2012

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Uber stank

To fart in an uber.

Today, my girlfriend Uber stank'd our Uber. It stank so bad, the driver threatened to kick us out. She blamed it on me and called me a pig. Then, she ripped another one, and he actually did kick us out.

by ObscuraPrime May 9, 2024

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Stank And Spank

A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.

“William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”

by eternalsadness January 30, 2022

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