you dont have a head to stand on

A way of telling someone they are wrong, or declaring a conversation over.

Inspiration taken from "you dont have a leg to stand on"

Emphasis is to be put on the word head, and lesser emphasis is to be put on the words stand.

Proper execution: "You dont have a HEAD, to STAND on."

Person 1: So, I saw your brother out walking your dog earlier.
Person 2: we dont have a dog.
Person 1: I definitely saw your brother with a dog.
Person 2: Dude, we dont have a dog.
Person 1: Maybe he was walking someone else's dog.
Person 2: You're wrong.
Person 1: You dont have a HEAD to stand on!
Person 2: ...alright fine, maybe we got a dog this morning.

by Dongles "The Shovel" Hungry January 8, 2011

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i can't stand

a phrase that is uttered when someone says/does something so ridiculous or absurd that you are so dumbfounded that you physically cannot stand

Alex: *gets shit on in csgo*
"THIS MAN'S NAME IS FUCKING 'DU YUO KNO DE WHAY'. I CAN'T STAND! I CANNOT FUCKING STAND.

by some bidj July 20, 2018

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keg stand

The act in which a standing man simultaneously performs fellatio and supports the legs of a woman doing a handstand over another man's genitalia. At the same time, the woman performs fellatio on the second man who is typically laying on his back.

See that chick over there? She gives awesome keg stands.

by 3B October 26, 2007

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Mexican Stand-off

When two cars driving down a two lane highway one in each lane going the exact same speed next to each other restrict the cars behind them from passing.

Mike: (on the phone) Chall at? you was posta be her fitty minits ago.

Erick: (on the phone) oh yoz I know ize on I-84 stuck behind a mexican stand-off

Mike: daaannng!

by slikfishy March 5, 2009

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