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Como te llamas I'ma' put my dick in yo mama's
You: Hello, Spanish!
Rando: Yo, we just met, why would you say something like that!
You: ; )
by TeacherAtOxford April 6, 2022
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Chinese Spanish Man

A gay ass bitch who often likes to lick children's freshly cut toe nails. This man is a dangerous variation of a Chinese dog that had incest with its somehow related Spanish mouse owner which hunts little boy penis's. Stay away from this Chinese Spanish Man and if you ever encounter this species please protect your toe nails and make sure he doesnt fuck your nan. this can also be used if you encounter a asian gay, like so....
Oh shit its a Chinese Spanish Man lets hit this gay
by CHRISTIAN MAD LAD May 29, 2018
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spanish snowmachine

Sexual act where the male shoots his baby gravy into the gutterslut's ass while busting her buttguts and said gutterslut has flatulent gas, the male waits for her to begin building up flatulent pressure and pulls out quickly as the gutterslut sprays butt perfume mixed with baby gravy as close to a 45 degrees angle in the air as she can manage.
Man I was railing this gutter slut in the ass and she must have been eating taco bell before so I turned her into a Spanish snowmachine
by MudDoc October 17, 2017
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Spanish Microphone

When you put hot sauce in your anus and have a partner out their lips up to your cheeks and then your defalcate in their mouth.
I just gave my brother a messy spanish microphone
by Blumpkinlover4 March 29, 2024
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English or spanish

a trick question that Is typically followed either by "if you move your gay" or "si mueves tu gay" depending on the response the person gives.
person 1: English or spanish?

person 2: English

person 1: if you move your gay
by h 3 яд✻7lucjio0t6 June 11, 2024
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Spanish

Spanish is another language that is best known as English haveing a stroke
Hey timmy, want to go study English haveing stroke?also known as Spanish
by Pixel0928 November 20, 2020
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spanish broccoli

A male/female who fails to bathe in months. A body of fungus becomes to build within the crevasse of the body such as under arm, crotch, between fingers and toes. A gangreneus substance that resembles a sweaty broccoli in a Spanish supermarket oozes from these areas. Many individuals tend to seek hygiene relief from flat carbonated drinks as there sugary based ingredients mask their musky damp broccoli stank. Also see cabbage cock, cock like wedding cake icing and brocc stank
"Dave showers been on the blink for 3 months now"
"I watched them washed the Spanish broccoli from out of their foreskin with a can of flat coke"
by Snippy snip Dave March 20, 2017
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