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driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.
Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019
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Black dude in 1930: Holy shit is that a ASS Shotgun assssshufhbheuiwoeubvf uf9e80w9wubivf,dww Ku KLUx KLan?!!!
by ASS this December 4, 2020
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The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.
by crashdagamer December 30, 2021
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Shotgun

When a person calls out "shotgun" it typically means he or she wants to sit front in the vehicle. If you are not in range of a vehicle and "shotgun" is being yelled, I best advise you to run or duck for cover.
Mindy: I call shotgun!!
Tommy: Aw, no fair mom! She got it last time
by Amalita Brungoli April 24, 2017
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The Ukrainian Shotgun

A Ukrainian blender is where a bunch or men stand in a circle around one female who is sitting in a chair, all the men cut off there erect penis and then line up ten feet in front of the female and then throw there now deflated penis at the female trying not to miss her.
I was looking through the dark web and I found something called the Ukrainian shotgun
by Levilegit October 20, 2018
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Shotgunning

When you are face fucking a girl, right before you finish, you pull out, pump your dick once while making the *chk chk* sound then pull down in your balls and make the sound *boom*; headshot
I’’m shotgunning your mom last night
by Trooper5k June 1, 2023
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French shotgun

Where "shotgun" is defined as sharing smoke (i.e. weed, etc.) between 2 people that ends in a french kiss.
My girlfriend gave me a french shotgun while getting stoned.
by MasterJeffy69 November 20, 2022
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