by ThyOfThee September 2, 2023
Get the The Sealand Civil War mug.(1) A ratio describing the amount of salsa required for a specific size of chip (usually expressed in the format “cubic in. of salsa/ square in. of chip”). This ratio varies from person to person, naturally, and some people might even prefer just plain chips or a chip loaded with TOO MUCH SALSA.
1. Hey dude! How’s it going?
2. Awesome!!! I recently perfected my Chip to Salsa Ratio!
1. Wow! Props, man. I still can’t figure mine out yet.
2. Awesome!!! I recently perfected my Chip to Salsa Ratio!
1. Wow! Props, man. I still can’t figure mine out yet.
by Epileptic_ February 12, 2020
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Seal (Adjective): A person who fails so badly at day to day conversation that speaking to them is like listening to a seal fall down some stairs.
Sealing (Verb): A person who repeatedly behaves in a manner towards member's of the opposite sex in a manner that could be deemed pathetic or desperate and/or someone who lies to make themselves look good but fails miserably.
Sealing (Verb): A person who repeatedly behaves in a manner towards member's of the opposite sex in a manner that could be deemed pathetic or desperate and/or someone who lies to make themselves look good but fails miserably.
Seal (Adjective): "Omg look at that seal in it's fire trap top.
Seal (Verb): "for god sake, Michael Davies is over there sealing again!"
Seal (Verb): "for god sake, Michael Davies is over there sealing again!"
by Michael Davies the III October 19, 2012
Get the Seal mug.You first start by engaging in anal sex from behind. When you are about to cum, pull out, wipe the shit off your dick, and cum in your hand. Next, move your cummed hand in front of your partner's face. Take only one solid swipe accross the entire face of your partner. Finally, disengage in all sexual activity.
by aces17 September 5, 2008
Get the Slurry Seal mug.Guy who is always down to take one for the team, forget life, limb, & pride and jump on the grenade.
Dennis is such a Navy SEAL. Last night at the bar, he totally jumped on the grenade so I could talk to her hot friend.
by Hugh Jarack September 14, 2005
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1. counterpart to masculine noun "dirty sanchez";
2. menstrual blood mustache.
verb --
1. act of swiping one's finger across a menstruating woman's vagina then smearing the bloody finger across the upper lip of another.
2. a vengeful act executed by placing menstrual blood upon another person's upper lip
1. counterpart to masculine noun "dirty sanchez";
2. menstrual blood mustache.
verb --
1. act of swiping one's finger across a menstruating woman's vagina then smearing the bloody finger across the upper lip of another.
2. a vengeful act executed by placing menstrual blood upon another person's upper lip
Robin: Jim refuses to have sex with me when I'm on my period. I was wicked horny last night and he turned me down b/c of it.
Artie: That's crazy! What warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword?
Robin: You're right, fuck that. I will give him a salsa sanchez in his sleep tonight in retaliation.
Artie: That's crazy! What warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword?
Robin: You're right, fuck that. I will give him a salsa sanchez in his sleep tonight in retaliation.
by chumknuckle May 20, 2009
Get the salsa sanchez mug.The act of ejaculating between each page of a book over a period of months; such that when you have reached the back cover, the book is sealed shut and its secrets forever secured.
Great Great Grandpa Jack spent half a year sealing the family bible back in ought-twelve. We wish he hadn't.
by Gutbang November 16, 2011
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