Ryan

He is a total weed head whose life revolves around marijuana he is an annoying fucker who can't stick with a girl because he is so fucken ugly he looks like DUMBO. He needs to find some friends becuase the ones he thinks he has are really not his friends. SO GET A LIFE YOU UGLY MOTHER FUCKER.

"Where is Ryan?" asks #1
"Smoking weed! Duh" says #2

by Mrs. B March 16, 2009

Ryan

A stunning man with a love of dead hamsters who haunt lady boys. They enjoy a nice set of baws and have great appreciation of hitler. Ryan's are also prone to early menopause and generally peak at the age of 17, thus causing a very dusty vagina hole usually smelling of haddock. Ryan's also enjoy a nice cock and a good teabagging.

Mary: 'why is it so dusty in here?'
Frank: 'ryan just opened his legs'
Mary: 'i think im going to sneeze'

by Da Beast Bawz February 7, 2010

Ryan

to consider cheating or to cheat on one's boyfriend/girlfriend

Why would you cheat on me?! You little Ryan.

by dontpulla November 16, 2011

Ryan

An extremely short individual, who is commonly referred to as both a fairy, and an overall bigot, primarily insulting individuals of Mexican descent. It is also common for them to suffer under the grandeur of being a pirate or gangsta.

He just got destroyed by his classmates for being a total Ryan.

by NoCreativity January 15, 2009

Ryan

Ryan

- Offten used to describe a faggot.
-Likes to chase little kids and contiue creeping people who he cant get.
-likes it up the ass.
-creeps anyone.
-looks stupid.

OMG did you see that kid? he is such a ryan!

FUCK OFF DUDE YOU ARE SUCH A RYAN!

OMG that kid is such a creep. what a ryan

by shovitupyoassnig April 13, 2011

Ryan

a male which looks like he has down-syndrome and has serious difficulty riding a bicycle. also who is an internet pussey

RYAN ROSE is a very good example of this

by vagometer October 16, 2008

Ryan

Gayest Creature alive, possible behind the second gayest creature alive known as Nafij. His one main goal is defeat all the brown people and claim all the Lolis in his basement. Scientists still don’t know how his body can support his head or how his head is so big. One hypothesis is he is an intellectual among our species, or he is an alien from another planet. One common idea is that he’s a brown retard medic main

Example: Stop doing that you ryan

by DexTheChex October 27, 2019