A religion that worships Irish manager Stephen Bradley, it currently contains around twenty members. 19th of November is Bradleymas, Bradley’s birthday. These people consider Bradley to be god
by Pope of Bradley November 20, 2022
Get the Bradley Religion mug.Religion "Well... You can't have what you want now... And maybe not ever... But if you do what I want you to do now... And then do that indefinitely... THEN... Then, you're DEFINITELY going to get what you want when you're dead! But do what I want you to do now because *insert semantic reconfiguration of reality to justify your subsidiarity to me*"
Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"
Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."
Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."
Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."
Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."
Religion "Umm... Yes?"
Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"
Religion "Umm..."
Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"
Little girl "Hi."
Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"
Religion "I mean... Yes?"
Hym "OK!"
😵🗡😁
Religion "HRRRGHK!!"
Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"
Little girl "No..."
Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."
Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"
Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."
Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."
Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."
Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."
Religion "Umm... Yes?"
Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"
Religion "Umm..."
Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"
Little girl "Hi."
Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"
Religion "I mean... Yes?"
Hym "OK!"
😵🗡😁
Religion "HRRRGHK!!"
Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"
Little girl "No..."
Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
Get the Religion mug...
343:《¤》Religion《¤》Is《¤》For 《¤》Ol《¤》'《¤》 Factory 《¤》religion《¤》is《¤》for《¤》ol《¤》'《¤》factory《¤》《¤》Religion《¤》Is《¤》For 《¤》Ol《¤》'《¤》 Factory
by AUDITORIUMU February 19, 2025
Get the 《¤》Religion《¤》Is《¤》For 《¤》Ol《¤》'《¤》 Factory 《¤》religion《¤》is《¤》for《¤》ol《¤》'《¤》factory《¤》《¤》Religion《¤》Is《¤》For 《¤》Ol《¤》'《¤》 Factory mug.by Billybobsamueljr October 1, 2021
Get the RedPassing (religion) mug.Amid-Religion is a religious practice that can be seen as an in-between Neo Religions and Pre-Establish Religions.
Some ways this can be is:
Multi-Religions
Being a part of a new branch of a pre-established religion.
Being a part of a religion that’s founding is unknown.
Some ways this can be is:
Multi-Religions
Being a part of a new branch of a pre-established religion.
Being a part of a religion that’s founding is unknown.
by BloodMoon Night February 3, 2025
Get the Amid-Religion mug.A religion created to have the ability to be a born again virgin. The ability to change ur virginity depending on what city you are in or just in general.
by Hotdaddies September 17, 2020
Get the Gate religion mug.Belief in the afterlife or other metaphysical concepts, often using a mythology. It is spread by people called prophets.
by flopgaming September 15, 2023
Get the Religion mug.