queef

vaginal fart after having sex

*makes sound*
k: what was that?
T: she had a queef

by gee wiz December 28, 2005

Queeb tax

The Queeb tax is a mandatory 18 % tip on all French-Canadians who travel to Vermont and eat in a local restaurant. This is due to the fact that some French Canadians are poor tippers. The tax is also applied to people from France, Belgium and Switzerland.

I paid a 20 % tip to the waiter in Burlington, and then right after that, the waiter made me pay an 18 % Queeb tax.

by Aliases August 31, 2012

Queef

1. A vaginal fart during intercourse, usually in the doggystyle position

2. A man who is rude, stupid and northern. May make up meeting famous people to make himself look better.

1. She queefed when I took her from behind.
2. Queef is going to meet Hugo Boss today

by JustCod March 15, 2013

Queef Draft

Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair

I was barebacking my bitch with no lube and it caused a Queef Draft and gave me 2nd degree burns

by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014

Queef

when the tiny unicorn that lives inside your vagina, farts.

oh the unicorn has gas it queef

by mermacoin. February 25, 2017

Queef

When air gets into the vagina during sex, and gets forced back out. It sounds like a fart, but it isn’t one. Mainly happens during doggy-style. Completely normal in all females.

She queefed during doggy

by Skaoajsoaox December 9, 2017

Queef

A pussy fart.

"Hey man, I heard you slept with Rachel"

"Yeah man, but she queefed on me the whole time".

by MIchael Sera January 8, 2019