Single girl season

When spring ends and summer starts , Where girls are single and guys only want to smash
Damn I just smashed a single girl in the bathroom -jimmy

Oh it’s single girl season-John
by Brooky_spamz April 27, 2019
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SWM (Single White MAGA)

Do you even really need a fucking definition for what these involuntary celibates are? It's pretty self-explanatory ffs.
Holy shit there's a lot of SWM (Single White MAGA) on the Facebook tonight talking about what they'd do the first time they see a non-digitalized vagina
by BeelzeDerp May 05, 2022
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Single Pringle Syndrome

Single Pringle Syndrome is when you’re single but your single-ness is causing you sadness whenever you realize you’re alone without a significant other
Guy 1: Aw man, today’s Valentines Day. Single Pringle syndrome is hitting me hard.

Guy 2:… What the fuck is single Pringle syndrome?

Guy 1: tl;dr Im sad that im single

Guy 2: Makes sense
by CarlosCartBook February 14, 2023
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state single structure

when most people in America are single which is why they don’t get the net worth they want and why the government has more tax money than they would have if most people were married.
The state single structure made Americans not be in the millionaires and billionaires club but be worth a new 7-series BMW.
by Coop Dupe January 07, 2020
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single scissoring

When a female stimulates herself using an inanimate, unmovable object.
Cindy has been single scissoring against the bedpost.
by Staunchy McStaunchington April 23, 2021
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Forever Single

Basically a loser; if you've never been in a relationship you suck
Have you heard about the new student?
Yeah, apparently they're forever single
Makes sense, who'd want to date...that?
by Space Girl ✨ May 30, 2023
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