real-time

When two geographically separated people do something in unison, over the phone or internet.

"My girl and I had real-time sex today." or "I'm going to do her real-time."

by ndg January 22, 2005

The Real One

The physical form of the person of your dreams, the one you spend your day thinking of or the one you fantasize about. Always favorable to the dream version and often mistaken for the dream one if you are awoken mid-dream.

amanda: last night when i was trying to wake you up, you poked my head to see if i was really there and then called me the real one.

john: oh i must have been dreaming about you

by zepinktroll September 9, 2010

Real Man

When people tell a male he must act more like a "real man," what they mean is he should not act like a woman. Society sees women as inferior beings.

The term is often correctly labeled as sexist, but incorrectly labeled as misandry.

A "real man," is typically used towards heterosexual men who do not embody behaviors projected onto females by society, including submissiveness, nagging, complaining, weakness, or fragility.

"Women always say guys should act like, "real men." That's female privilege."

by cosmicmicrowave December 16, 2018

Real Madrid

A team and club built on buying players for daft amounts of money, and a definate 'has been' in world football. They purchase players on the basis of marketability and shirt sales, and throw them together on a pitch expecting to win things. They also have fans who wave white hanckerchiefs when they arn't happy, and make absolutly no noise/atmosphere during a match.

Person 1 - 'Real Madrid were even by Liverpool today'

Person 2 - 'Wow, they are shite!'

by Red_Dev June 14, 2009

REAL live

Used in the streets, puts emphasis on the reality
Of a person, place, or thing,

1.) That's a real live possum right their moe.
2.) That's a real live gangsta right their
3.) Those real live louis no fake joints

by Royal L aka dmvshawtyonthebeat September 30, 2020

a real one

The One who makes you look funnier infront of your crush.

Person1: "Ayo you a real one g"
Person2: "Ight Ight go get her homie"

by richniqqa December 8, 2021

Real nigga

A mythological creature every female tends to search for after being hurt over & over again by you lame ass lil boys

"Where can I find a real nigga?"
"The same place all the unicorns & fairies are"

by Yourfavcounselor June 18, 2019