this word means that i will knock you out in welsh according to the one and only niko omilana and LETS GO CHAMP
niko :hey shanon say im going to knock you out in welsh
shannon:idk how to say that LETS GO CHAMP
niko: repeat after me im a nonce vidal
shanon: im a nonce vidal LETS GO CHAMP
shannon:idk how to say that LETS GO CHAMP
niko: repeat after me im a nonce vidal
shanon: im a nonce vidal LETS GO CHAMP
by jake pauls uncle November 26, 2019

by Zorana nonce March 26, 2022

An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.
by Leano brown September 19, 2025

Alfie Gibbs / known to go out with younger children / all his girlfriends who are usually under 13 when’s he’s 15 say he’s not a nonce but he’s touched them up twice
Nonce haters:“Alfie your a fucking nonce”
Alfie’s girlfriend :” he’s only three years older than me!”
Alfie’s girlfriend :” he’s only three years older than me!”
by NonceHater123 March 14, 2018

by Chan31 August 21, 2020

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.
by Rl23 June 6, 2023
