Nonce

A term used to describe a human male that touches kids, usually called Dave
That new guy, dave, is a right nonce!
by JaySparks February 18, 2022
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Nonce

People who loves touching little kids
Oi Jack price your a nonce you are haha
by James Adams October 08, 2021
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croc nonce

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.
Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
by NonceNick October 18, 2021
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Bike Nonce

A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.
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Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.
Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce
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Bike Nonce

A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.
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Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.
Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce
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