purple headed mushroom

penis

slang word for a male penis.

"that man has a large purple headed mushroom!"

by Sammii J June 21, 2008

Mushroom Stamp FTW

Going over to someones house, dick slapping them, leave a mark, then take a picture, and send it to the makers of C.O.D. and have the caption say "HEAD SHOT".

Oh I Mushroom Stamp FTW that hoe.

by ababyliebe August 25, 2010

sauteed mushroom

this is what arabs, indians, and various asians use to refer to there penis.

Varkey Luke: Hey baby try my sauteed mushroom it is so good!

by wolfman691 October 11, 2009

Mushroom Limbo

The act of licking a sexual part of the body which contains a liquid dispercement of bodily fluid, leaking on to chin and can also be mixed with "ass cream" making a nice creamy meal for your whole family to enjoy!

"Holy fuck they are doing the Mushroom Limbo all over this mother fucker eating it everywhere!"

by Sanchez McDoogles February 28, 2007

Mr. Mushroom Head

the tip of the dick (only on circumcised dicks)

"I wanna suck your Mr. Mushroom Head!"
"Oh go right ahead, sexy"

by hahahhahahahahaha August 6, 2009

curly mushroom head

when that lesbian bitch in the front of your class room has hair that looks like a retarded mushroom with a curly top.

Damn liam look at that bitch with the curly mushroom head.

by wetcock69 May 28, 2016

organic mushroom gardening

So this guy texted omg when I told her that I'm pregnant even though I'm a guy and liek I have no idea what omg means so I went to Google to search for what it meant and it means Organic Mushroom Gardening so yeah if you're gonna be pregnant soon and you don't know what omg means then here you go.

Humanoid 1: Dude you are like so pregnant right now!
Humanoid 3: Hey who ate Humanoid 2?
Humanoid 2: bEcAusE 7 aTe 9!
Humanoid 7: ORGANIC MUSHROOM GARDENING!!!

by Akoof May 16, 2019