mullet chicken

When two or more dudes compete to see how long they are willing to grow mullets until only one is left standing.

We played mullet chicken until only Jerry was left. He won 50 bucks but was it worth it?

by duudebra August 9, 2015

Australian Mullet

Like a mullet but down under. Business in the front, party in the back. To do it shave everything in the front pubis area above the lower base of the penis or clitoris. Leave everything lower to grow wild and free.

Since I learned about the Australian Mullet it's the only way I wear my hair "down there". It is very low maintenance but not a wild do nothing bush. It shows a bit of effort but no risk in cutting any of the extra sensitive bits for either of the sexes.

by troyboy4life March 17, 2024

moist mullets

A girl who loves it when guys mullets get moist.

Omg, look at Bobby and Dean shake their moist mullets! That’s soooo hot!

by Funkymonkey118 December 20, 2021

Mullet outfit

Wearing business appropriate clothing on top while wearing sweatpants or running tights on the bottom. Perfect for a day of business video calls intermixed with a run or walking the dog.

It’s Monday, time for another mullet outfit. At three I’m going off camera and swapping the blazer for a tee.

by Portland Petunia September 19, 2022

Mullet

The best cut anyone could have!!!!!!

Teacher: You get a A+ in fashion
Me: It’s all in the Mullet

by Mullets Rule June 23, 2021

Hairy Mullet Minge

A hairy mullet minge is a vagina that has incredibly long yet striaght pubes yet is shaved around the groin area,but just enough to see stubble.It can be found on any women as it is a style of pubic hair,but is mainly fashion not genetic but can be found on american hillbille women....obviously.

"eurgh man WTF! is tht!?"

"its my hairy mullet minge..its the style,u like?"

by Marc P November 5, 2008

Mullet Mansion

A person whose house is a “Mullet Mansion” They want to appear professional, successful, and rich on the outside but is really a cheapskate.

“That neighbor has a Mullet Mansion, he has the best yard in the neighborhood but his backyard is a party”

He has an Immaculate yard and a nice car but a dusty, dirty cluttered house.

The yards a “business” and the backyards a “party”

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by anonymous December 12, 2024