alien mayonaise

a gemma that eats mayo from a aliens dick

ryan was such a baby i made him drink my alien mayonaise

by aasshrekwrekraplh March 11, 2020

Victory Mayonnaise

often used after one has pulled something incredible off, and jacked off right after.

originally coined in the latest video as of writing this, made by youtuber named SimpleFlips, named "TOADETTE HAS THE CAR SUPER MARIO MAKER 2 - WALKIES at 9:40.

man, that basketball game was barely pulled off, i need to have a victory mayonnaise

by poop cruncher November 6, 2020

bolognese mayonnaise

when you creampie during her period

Beta male: i don't like having sex on her period
Alpha: not a bolognese mayonnaise fan, huh?

by naprimerjanez February 1, 2021

Banana mayonnaise sandwich

The act of cumming on someones ass cheeks and then eating the butt out.

Joe: "Hey guys we need an example of a banana mayonnaise sandwich"
Aidan: "I really like that banana mayonnaise sandwich"

by Funkmeister5000 April 17, 2021

forbidden mayonnaise

its like the cheese that kills you at 1 am when u open ur fridge like u already know my gs

ayo who spilt the forbidden mayonnaise 😏

by organicwhopper April 6, 2022

poopy mayonnaise

A very intelligent word only used by very intelligent and big ball people referring to the term I shit in my mayonnaise.

Only the most intelligent people use this word!

Man: I almost died today!
Woman: omg are you ok?

Random man: poopy mayonnaise

by phonebadbookgood April 20, 2022

gay mayonnaise

A very unfunny joke I made

A:"how are you? "
B:"like gay mayonnaise "
A:"fish "

by Just. A. Kaz June 10, 2022