Mashed

Not having game/charisma and or being messed up in something.

"Ngl bro I don't think she likes me , I think I'm mashed."

by Iamfleek0 August 14, 2024

Raunchy Mashed Potatoes

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).

"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"

by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Mashed potato neck

Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.

“Damn that girl got a mashed potato neck.”
“Mashed potato neck ass hoe.”

by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025

Steak and mash

To give a girl and facial and then punch her in the face

I gave Her steak and mashast night

by Samuel.B.Goodman June 11, 2025

Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!

I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.

by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023

Sossy Mash

When man 1 bashes his sausage into the thinner man 2 and let's out his mash potatoes all over his a**hole. Man 2 then has it protrude out his mouth, nose and ears.

Man 1 looks like he does Sossy Mash

by VS7777 August 4, 2023