Marcus

Will get you pregnant and buy you a beer.

Who that dumbass that you pregnant again? Oh you mean Marcus?

Or.
Hey MF. Next round on you since you haven’t bought the last 3 rounds. Marcus that means you.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Marcus Linder

Will break your fucking face if you touch his gallon of water. Someone who stands in the face of racism and adversity. Although he is a black man he does not like popeyes.

Boy: He freaked out because he called him the n-word
Girl: Really?!
Boy: Yea, he went all Marcus Linder on him.

by Swagmaster42020005 March 23, 2022

marcus norton

A baby back baby back bitch

Bro you gotta stop being a Marcus Norton

by Marcus Norton October 13, 2020

Marcus

A "man" who doesn't exist.
It is a figment of our imagination

Marcus? What the he'll are you talking about? Are you feeling alright? Did you hit your head?

by hamtur August 26, 2023

Marcus Alexander Bagwell Is Ant-Man

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Marcus Alexander Bagwell Is Ant-Man

by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Marcus

A guy who is the most good looking man. He loves many many things like doughnuts, pizza , and brussell sprouts.
But watch out marcus is sometimes dangerous, he will trap you in a dark alleyway and moan.

Marcus is a good man, but sometimes dangerous.

by Airyn Stevenson May 9, 2022

Marcus

The man that knows the truth. He discovered it in 1910 with his mate Josh Hutcherson. They were out exploring the lakes of Scotland when suddenly a young fish named Koi tried to tell them lies. But they knew his tricks so they weren't fooled! After beating his game they retrieved the truth and brought it back to the world.

Lucky for us, the whistle can be heard by all. Thank-you Marcus and Josh Hutcherson. You are heroes.

Josh Hutcherson: .....
Marcus: Ok buddy.

by JohnSmithChristmas2023 December 24, 2023