Twat magnet

A place/company/activity that exclusively attracts irredeemable cunts

Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.

Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.

by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023

magnet ball

typically used in basketball where a team or player simply cannot miss a shot no matter the difficulty, hence the term magnet ball.

“Detroit Pistons magnet ball, wrap it up”

by YoungBomba August 8, 2024

salad magnets

1) an expletive used when you mess up in cooking, especially while making salads.

Chef: OH SALAD MAGNETS! I DROPPED THE SUN-DRIED TOMATOES!

by toomanyfishintheseaforme July 16, 2025

Scrap Magnet

Someone who attracts and flirts their best friends Ex’s.

That girl Elizabeth, she is such a scrap magnet!

by Pancakeplayer626972 November 21, 2017

magnet bed

An occurrence where in you can't get off your bed and get on your feet after a long sleep. Your brain tells you have to wake up but your body is not responding.

I missed the bus, I was stuck on my magnet bed the entire morning.

by pen486386 May 31, 2017

rat magnet

Rat magnet is British slang for something which attracts clapped women, offer in context for a bad car.

This rat magnet brings back some proper munters

by Princess Diana’s dashcam May 31, 2022

Like Magnet

Someone who creates a facebook status for the sole purpose of having other people like it.

There goes David again... another like magnet. God he's so popular.

by nikol54601 March 26, 2011