london

a fat obese stan twitter user who pulls no bitches

london pulls no bitches

by big strap ree June 22, 2023

london

The most amazing girl to ever exist. She's funny, talented, an amazing artist, and deserves all the love in the world. She means everything to me and if i could scream to the world how much i lover her, i would. I love you, London.

person: man, that girl was so amazing. did you happen to catch her name?
person 2: i dunno. she must've been a london or something.

by blasphemyvivi August 4, 2017

London Baby Lottery

When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.

I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.

by recklessconduct February 19, 2025

londons a simp

londons a simp is a term you use for someone who is simping so hard for someone and watching them flirt makes you want to throw up

londons a simp that’s what you are don’t deny it

by Theplastics July 29, 2020

london spratt

A person with this name is very beautiful and kind. And they have amazing humor. Definitely find someone named London. And even better, find someone named London Spratt <3

Yo do you see her over there?
Ya I heard her name is London spratt
That explains her cuteness

by Your beloved <3 September 5, 2021

London fog

When you ejaculate in a British girls eyes.

I busted in the girls eye she had London fog!

by Ballzdeep84 September 19, 2016

London

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS LONDON

"I do NOT want to go to London. That place is ass."

by ihateyoutodd January 5, 2024