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linkmate 

1)An impossibly cool person to whom you are eternally bound by a bond stronger than blood or superglue.

2)Someone with whom you are officially associated but in reality have no effing idea who they are.

3)A word you throw out when you want to make other people sound like their friendship with a person is inferior to your friendship with that person.

4)Someone who will remember your glory days in college when everybody else forgets how cool you were.

5)Someone who liked you so much that they wanted to be neighbors; alternatively, someone who didn't like you enough to block with you.

6)Someone who makes you feel like you have friends outside of the place you live even if you never leave your jail-cell of a bedroom.
1)"I think we should be bffls. Wanna be my linkmate?"

2)"Hey, you're unreal, have we met? Oh wait, we're linkmates!"

3)Other person: "Hey, this is my friend Ann, she's super awesome, have you met her?"
You: "Obviously! We're linkmates, we go wayyyy back."

4)"Wow, you're awesome, I'm so glad we're linkmates."

5)"I love you, but I'm not IN love with you. Let's be linkmates."

6)"Wow, I haven't left my room in 87 days. I would feel like a lonely loser, except that can't possibly be true because I have so many cool linkmates."
linkmate by margaritarockstar March 24, 2013
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The result of being removed from a professional group or network.
After misleading her boss that a co-worker made a mistake when the mistake was actually her own, Sara was linkedout by most of her colleagues.
linkedout by JArthurK November 1, 2013
Related Words

linkie booty 

When the person does not have a nice rear end for example:
Bitch! You think you look good with that

Linkie booty? Well hell nah!
linkie booty by shortDD November 8, 2014

Linking subreddits outside of Reddit 

Subreddits should only be linked in reddit. It's very cringy to do it outside of reddit. You'll see this very often on Youtube comment sections anyway due to the upsurge of dumbass YouTubers narrating various subreddits, with their main audience being kids who have never actually been on Reddit before.

When I see people act this way I reply with "r/thisisntreddit"
Linking Subreddits outside of Reddit
Youtube comments:

Person 1: Bro the 2013 Cat in the Hat is the best movie ever, it deserves to be the highest rated film

Person 2: Bruh that film sucks

Non Redditor: r/whoosh

Person 2: Don't link subreddits outside of reddit, you didn't even spell it right.

Black Linked 

An act of trolling where a link to Rebecca Black's Friday, is put instead of a legitimate link.
This leads to frustration and a horrendous tune stuck in one's head for days.
Facebook Friend: Yo, dude I'm having some trouble with that homework.

Me: Dude, just check out this video, it explains it all (links to Rebecca Black's "Friday")

Facebook Friend: Wtf dude!

Me: You've just been Black linked.
Black Linked by Trollnen October 25, 2011
(Verb) To contact, connect with, etc. (usually in the future) via phone, text, or email but it can also be used to describe meetin up with someone in person.
"Yo imma links you after class."
or
"We gonna links with Ty and Jay on 149th and Lennox."
Links by kk.michelle November 27, 2012

Linkophobia 

The fear or process of linking.
I think she got linkophobia because she always lagging or never wanna actually link in person