Lanarkshire

The place where life meets reality.

If only I was from Lanarkshire.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Lanasa

He’s the type of guy to ghost a girl to play Fortnite
He won’t love you as much as Fortnite

DAMN Lanasa is a gamer!

by CHEESEONCHEESE March 9, 2024

lananamnam

noun

the cutest and kindest and amazingest girl there is around. normally used playfully or when she is being her regular cute self (so all the time)

I will always love you lananamnam

by ppppt March 21, 2024

Lana

Lana is the most beautiful person with bangs, but she also has very beautiful eyebrows that make me feel good in my stomach when I see them. Lana has a certificate in English at the highest level "C2" and is just generally very smart mega giga ultra smart. He likes to babysit small children, and I hope that one day he will babysit our children together. I love Lana very much

Person a: Hey, do you know who Lana is?
Person b: Of course I know Lana, she is beautiful

by JaMnogoVolimLanicuMoju March 25, 2024

Lana

Hello Lana this is your boyfriend. I was just wondering when you were ever going to come home. I miss you so much and I'm really tired of waiting around for you. It sucks not talking to you. I really want you and no one can replace you. I don't know what the problem is or what's keeping you from me. I think about you everyday and not having you is torture. Please talk to me. I haven't found someone new. Is there something I did wrong? I've been trying my best to get by without you and recently it's been hell. Honestly, what the fuck are you doing? I thought we had something. I feel like an idiot waiting for someone who apparently doesn't care about me. It's not fair. I don't like making a fool of myself on the internet but I don't know what else to do. You haven't texted or called. What we had was great and I would love to continue that. I feel so lonely and dead inside. How much longer will you keep this up? Please, pretty please, with sugar on top, call me or text me. SOMETHING. I think enough time has past. I don't bite. Please stop this madness. If you think it's cool what we have right now you are totally wrong. It's not cool. I love you all the way even though you're putting me through hell. You just left and years have past. I don't like this. I would love to love you if you'll just let me. This situation doesn't make any sense. Please, for the love of God hit me up.

Friend: Aren't you dating Lana?

Friend 2: Who is Lana? I barely know who she is because she doesn't talk to me. I don't know why but I really want her to.

by Snslaahs April 12, 2024

Lanae

Lanae is peace and a girl who will help you in life and hold you down no matter what the situation is and most likely thick if you get a Lanae don’t lose her

Lanae I picked you because your a good option no matter what

by Leonnadeonns April 21, 2024

lanai

lanai is so pretty any boy would date her tbh. Shes lightskin,brown eyes,braces,black hair,wears glasses, and a really fatass one day would really wanna be her friend shes also really nice but if she dont like you then shes really rude.

boy- damn whos that?
boys friend- ohh thats lanai shes really pretty

boy- and she got a fatass i would most def hit that
boy friend- ikr me too

by alysha green May 27, 2024