Juan Brassesco

Una persona muy inmadura. Se traba constantemente al hablar, no le gusta que lo molesten y le gusta admirar las estrellas mientras acaricia un pene. Muy enamoradizo pero no la pone ni a gancho

chica: Juan Brassesco cómo estás? saludos

chico: bien si

by ñañinxd November 23, 2021

Juan

Juan is a bitch and has a big ass. Juan can also be a dick at all times but he is hilarious. He has a small tolerance...just like his dick!

Why are you being such a Juan?

by ilovejuan September 28, 2017

Juan

The most Basic Mexican name

John but in Spanish

Juan is a Basic Bitch👀😂

by A_Bean420 February 16, 2020

Juan

A Juan is hard to come by, but when you find one, be careful. He is extremely hot and has a great dick. He is bisexual but tries to convince everyone including the guy he has a crush on that he is straight. He will love you until he doesn’t need you anymore, even if you give everything to him.

Person 1: Oh, look it’s Juan!
Person 2: You have to stop being in love with Juan! He’ll break your heart!
Person 3: I heard he’s fucking Joseph.

by AvonleaB April 16, 2023

Juan Noodle

It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman

Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Juan

Comparable to hpv

Don’t catch that juan

by I hate juan December 10, 2023

The Juan Z

The Juan Z is the action of combing/pushing your hair with your hands in order to avoid an awkward moment with someone, most often times a woman

Paul: yo did you see Juan ? Instead of smacking that stripper's ass dry humping him he just pushed his hair back with his hands.
Murray: I did bro, Paul did that to avoid being a douche and getting tossed out of the club man.
Paul: Yea it was steroid bro I and to do The Juan Z to avoid getting tossed out.

by Juan the Builder November 8, 2013