Jonathan

A nigga dat is a sneaker head dat will always get in trouble, who is thirsty 4 dat a$$ gets all the hoes and th0ts dat flexes all his money and is a g0d at 2k.

Damn u such a Jonathan

by The_plug25fucc12 November 23, 2019

Jonathan

A guy thats very patient, has a girlfriend named linda and is a bisexual icon, normally mexican and his best friend is probably name Gilberto

I wish I was Jonathan

by bitchugay January 19, 2023

Jonathan

Jonathan is a cool guy. He’s very sweet and so friendly and nice!! He’s the sweetest person ever and he’s extremely cute. He’d do anything for anyone of his friends because that’s how much he cares for them. He seems a bit harsh at first but he has a soft spot. He’s really special and he’s a bully type of guy, but that’s just proof he cares. He doesn’t know how to express his feelings, but he tries to, and he makes an impact off of it. Jonathan is a chill guy and if you ever have a boyfriend named Jonathan, you’re very lucky!!

Boy: Hey!! Her boyfriend is a Jonathan!!

Girl: wow she’s so lucky.

by crystal lol April 2, 2022

jonathan higgins

The coolest mother fucker around, usually awesome

"Hey were you chillin with Jonathan Higgins? Man i wish i was you."

by xochosinkox October 15, 2013

Jonathan

A guy who wants you to stop by the lake.

Trevor: “I went to Memphis this weekend.”
Jonathan: “wtf. Why didn’t you stop by the lake?”

by Jonmeyer November 24, 2021

jonathan

sexy ass motherfucker with a ginormous dick.

jonathan is the sexiest nigga in the world

by themaskednigro March 14, 2022

Jonathan Stenson

Jonathan Stenson is fair. He is like a family gathering in a uncle. I pray to Stenson every night because “no cap” he listens to our prayers “per”. I love him and he loves us. He sent his first born son to die on top of a cross “T pose” not for the choir. We love Jonathan Stenson and he loves us. Amen

Not choir kid 1: Hey I’m sad and constipated

Not choir kid 2: prey to Jonathan Stenson

by Not a choir kid December 21, 2021