by Mcphil69 October 9, 2020
Get the Holy Factmug. A fact buddy is an individual with whom one exchanges factual information on a frequent or infrequent basis.
There are rarely discrete terms of commitment or participation agreed upon verbally or in writing between the concerned parties. The very nature of the bond between fact buddy and fact buddy is a deep understanding and appreciation for facts. Presumably, both individuals are lifelong learners that act as sponsers to each other, offering a safe and encouraging environment where one may share knowledge without being deemed pretentious or condescending.
There are rarely discrete terms of commitment or participation agreed upon verbally or in writing between the concerned parties. The very nature of the bond between fact buddy and fact buddy is a deep understanding and appreciation for facts. Presumably, both individuals are lifelong learners that act as sponsers to each other, offering a safe and encouraging environment where one may share knowledge without being deemed pretentious or condescending.
“Hey Dude, how bout this weather eh? Gorgeous sunrise!! Sweet surfing mate!”
“Yeah brah. It may look nice, but I read that the color is often due to the level of pollution in the air.”
“Seriously? I never knew that. Interesting.”
“True story. Can you hand me my blue sun sunnies dude?”
“They’re actually cyan.”
“Righteous dude. We both learned something today and didn’t take insult. We are the best fact buddies!”
in the office ten years later ..
“Can you hand me that pen dude?This pencil is smudging everywhere.”
“Actually, this pen is a gel pen, which is notably far less superior than a fine print ball point steel barrel .3 mm pen. -If smudging is the variable you are most concerned with. -You could do gel, but you want to make sure you have quality paper that can absorb the ink quickly as it takes longer to dry than a ball point. Otherwise you may find the pencil more tolerable.”
“Thanks fact buddy, do you happen to have one I can borrow? I’ll have to look in to getting better writing utensils!”
“We make the best recommendations for one another.”
“I know. I love your smiles encrusted knowledge bombs.”
“Yeah brah. It may look nice, but I read that the color is often due to the level of pollution in the air.”
“Seriously? I never knew that. Interesting.”
“True story. Can you hand me my blue sun sunnies dude?”
“They’re actually cyan.”
“Righteous dude. We both learned something today and didn’t take insult. We are the best fact buddies!”
in the office ten years later ..
“Can you hand me that pen dude?This pencil is smudging everywhere.”
“Actually, this pen is a gel pen, which is notably far less superior than a fine print ball point steel barrel .3 mm pen. -If smudging is the variable you are most concerned with. -You could do gel, but you want to make sure you have quality paper that can absorb the ink quickly as it takes longer to dry than a ball point. Otherwise you may find the pencil more tolerable.”
“Thanks fact buddy, do you happen to have one I can borrow? I’ll have to look in to getting better writing utensils!”
“We make the best recommendations for one another.”
“I know. I love your smiles encrusted knowledge bombs.”
by Contriveme July 4, 2018
Get the Fact buddymug. When you post a fact online and then the online community posts supporting information about how you are completely wrong.
by Digger Dagger October 12, 2025
Get the Fact Wreckedmug. Unnecessarily rubbing unnecessary facts into other people's faces, It can get extremely annoying during a debate that is only focused on one thing and the person brings up random facts.
Person 1: therefore, godzilla's atomic fire can't burn scp-682
Person 2: It's atomic breath, Not fire, It doesn't burn, only vaporizes, Also godzilla still wins lel
Person 1: Are you serious fact rubbing right now?
Person 2: It's atomic breath, Not fire, It doesn't burn, only vaporizes, Also godzilla still wins lel
Person 1: Are you serious fact rubbing right now?
by MemeyMemer69 February 13, 2022
Get the Fact Rubbingmug. When a fact or opinion is shared with someone who then shares it with someone else, without crediting the original source.
'Dennis sucks at T-ball' was something I told him three years ago. He said it to the whole team today and I feel it was a shameless Fact Grope.
by ra_starz_again February 11, 2017
Get the Fact Gropemug. That the infinite line of complex numbers is divided by the uncountable set of complex integrals.
These complex integrals have a tautological relationship with a group of pseudorandom numbers.
Furthermore; one's intentions have a bijective relationship with one's thoughts because the pseudorandom numbers are one's thoughts.
These complex integrals have a tautological relationship with a group of pseudorandom numbers.
Furthermore; one's intentions have a bijective relationship with one's thoughts because the pseudorandom numbers are one's thoughts.
The Greatest Fact In The Universe is the inversion of nominalism: inverted nominalism...
In inverted nominalism, the infinite set of complex numbers is divided by the uncountable set of trienes each of which have a surface area of one. Furthermore the uncountable SET of of trienes, called the triene-function, ALSO has a surface area of 1.
Thus, it is the complex INTEGRALS that are the trienes and NOT the complex numbers that are the trienes.
This is in contrast to nominalism in which an infinite number of Tarski breaks divides an uncountable group of Tarski lines due to the spinning of the dark-gravity-points at the edge of sublumination..
In inverted nominalism, the infinite set of complex numbers is divided by the uncountable set of trienes each of which have a surface area of one. Furthermore the uncountable SET of of trienes, called the triene-function, ALSO has a surface area of 1.
Thus, it is the complex INTEGRALS that are the trienes and NOT the complex numbers that are the trienes.
This is in contrast to nominalism in which an infinite number of Tarski breaks divides an uncountable group of Tarski lines due to the spinning of the dark-gravity-points at the edge of sublumination..
by flightfacilities May 6, 2022
Get the The Greatest Factmug. by Vee🎈🥤 March 4, 2019
Get the Factsmug.