Card Only

When you go shopping most shops are now card only

James : Welcome to the shop

Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch

by Saw The Ride November 23, 2021

if she only knew

Term stated to a woman who’s oblivious to what her significant other is doing behind her back

1. If she only knew that Arturo has another family, and he’s been cheating since his bachelors party.
2. Arturo tried to get up with me last night knowing he has a wife that don’t play game. If she only knew.

by 1982STB May 19, 2023

non-AB only DL

non-AB only DL, is a kink considering being only into diapers (diaper lover). hearing diapers for adults wearing them as a kink, you’ll think they’re into age play… wrong! and this person is usually more into pull ups.

yeah i heard he’s a non-AB only DL, he’s just into diapers not AB.

i’m a non-AB only DL, i’m not into ageplay at all but am aroused by diapers.

by ongommfr June 1, 2023

only one of us walks away

slipknot but when the lead singer takes a guitar and covers it in expired peanut butter and shoved it up his ass singing the lyrics to Only One

Only one of us walks away…

by pseudonymking:) June 9, 2023

Only in Ohio

An internet meme that claims very unnatural/unordinary things happen ONLY in the US state, Ohio. It became popular around 2023 of January.

Person 1:"wow, look at this video of a deer toe dancing." Person 2:"Only in Ohio."

by thegangsta1094 June 12, 2023

That's not only a bonus...

This is the starter phrase for a common East Coast denial statement.
The only answer is 'But a Penis.'

Fred "How about those Eagles?"
Jim "It was a bad call on the second half, it's why we lost!"
Fred "Well, that's not only a bonus..."
Jim "...but a Penis!"

by AnalTouchingExperience March 1, 2023

I'm only joking

having a joke.

I'm only joking about going to heaven.

by Debskelly1985 March 7, 2023