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Taco hockey

When bitches be flippin the clit burger around like a hockey puck.
My girlfriend played taco hockey while I was on the phone with her
by Dildo baggins 69 August 17, 2019
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hockey ass

a term used to describe a big ole butt
gunther’s hockey ass restricts his pants option
by shania twain’s biggest fan February 7, 2021
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shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".
I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
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Booger Hockey

A game in which two players sit across a table from each other, pick their noses, place their boogers on the table, and simultaneously flick them with their fingers towards their opponents.
Don't eat it! Lets play booger hockey!
by norgler December 14, 2012
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Brown Hockey Mask

Putting your partners head above 10 feet in your anus
John: I totally got sharon to do a brown hockey mask with me
by i<3buttsecks223 July 21, 2010
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