Getting on the hose

Getting high. Smoking bongs. Blazing up.

Typically slang from Northern NSW Australia.

Used predominetely by skegs with labs and no girlfriend.

"Getting on the hose... Yeww"

"You wanna get on the hose tonight?"

"He is a hose demon. Always getting on the hose. Hoser McHoseDeam.

by NoHoseBarred September 6, 2018

pigeon-holed

This term describes the act of having heterosexual or homosexual intercourse with someone, then defecating on the windshield of their car before you leave.

That drunk chick I picked up at the bar the other night pigeon-holed me, dude! I had to go to the car wash this morning!

by Anna Stesia July 25, 2008

Hosedown

When doing a girl you don't care for Hoe Blow it in her hair and then take a dump on her face!

"When I was doing that stupid hoe I gave her a hosedown!" ~ Zack Latour

by Zack Latour March 19, 2003

pigeon holed

Where a man/woman places bird seed in and around their anus and then lets pigeons peck the seed out.

Bob: Mate I went to Nelsons Column the other day and got pigeon holed.
Dave: Cotching mate

by Sick Breh November 9, 2006

African Fire Hose

When a large black man blows a load all over a small white female almost drowning her in semen usually in a some odd pornography.

-Did you hear about Jamal?

-No?

-He was almost finished with this white bitch so he took his dick out and African Fire Hosed her.

by Mawtin April 7, 2009

Hose A

When you are a female waitress in a restaurant, Hose A is the most doable of the cooks, the alpha mexican. He is of course followed by Hose B and C.

"If I had to fuck one of them I think I'd pick Pedro, he's definately the Hose A"

by Kaylee123 June 14, 2008

Hoedown Throwdown

When u and all yo frands go out and get the hoe and harvest your wheat for the season at a garden party

Man me and my mates are gonna go hoedown throwdown at Sally's garden party wanna join??

by scusemebiatch October 30, 2016