Hitler Pubes

When they shave both sides of your groin for an emergency angioplasty but not the middle, leaving a patch of hair resembling Hitler’s mustache.

I went to the emergency room for a heart attack and woke up on the recovery room with Hitler pubes.

by ChefR January 20, 2021

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pimp hitler

Hitler as a playa playa pimp

Me: Bro that's pimp hitler
Bro: No way bro!!!
Me: How many hoes you have PimpHitler
Pimp Hilter: Too many I have 383383748 jews in my basement

Me: Whoa your a OG pimp

by That funny nigga February 20, 2021

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Adolf Hitler

An idiot who decided to find a way to kill Jews, go underground to attack the Russians and died SOMEHOW after his wedding😑🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Omg it’s Adolf Hitler we have to leave NOW!!!!

by Idontknowwattonamemyself November 2, 2019

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shit hitler

When lovers engage in doggy-style then the person in back inserts the finger in the anus and then wipes the finger across the upper lip of the partner.

I was slammin' it hard, slipped her a finger and gave her the Shit Hitler! Awwww!!!! Daammmnnnn!!!!

by RFloyd September 23, 2007

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A really not big funny guy originating from Austria-Hungary who moved to Germany and did not big funny things in World war 1. He grew a mustache, said some really big funny speeches to the German people and became dictator, didn't like a certain minority, and began a not big funny war that not many people know

Person A: "Hey you know about Adolf Hitler?"
Person B: "You mean the really big funny mustache man?"
Person A: "Yeah xd"

by A Weeezy Cat January 8, 2020

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hitler brow

the act of growing a unibrow and then shaving off where the normal eyebrows would be, leaving a little patch between your eyes, hence, the hitler brow

Buddy 1: DUDE, WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR FACE!?!?!?!?!?

Buddy 2: Relax man, everyones rocking the hitler brow nowadays

by steamed vegtables March 20, 2011

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