Granny McBlow

When you best friends' grandma keeps giving you the "look" and starts rubbing your leg at the table, then you end up sniffing blow off of her ass while getting an aforementioned blowjob

Damn, that might be a Granny Mcblow

by What are hoes May 15, 2018

Granny

The annoying character that always hits you with a Bat

Granny:I see you
Me:How DAFAQ does she see me?

by sandman236 July 5, 2018

Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.

I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.

by Neo8885 March 23, 2024

granny smith

when a women performs a blow job with at least one grape in her mouth creating a very sensual experience for both parties

“wow i have never gotten a granny smith that good before”
“have you ever tried a granny smith? and no not the apple.”

by wantingvenus March 6, 2025

Granny Fanny

Granny Fanny is an insult meaning you are old and disgusting like Granny Fanny. Only say it to your WORST ENEMY.

Oh Tanner you are a massive Granny Fanny today.

by Tanner Danvers December 16, 2021

Asian granny syndrome

The observation that after age 60 Asian women age like the life-force is directly being drained from them by a Austin powers villain

The Asian granny syndrome got Kim lo now she looks like an abused prop from the mummy

by Thedifiner6969420304 April 12, 2024

Granny necklace

Dirt ring or ring of perspiration around one’s neck. Usually develops after working in dusty, hot environments.

Working outside, I got a granny necklace.

by Texas Dirty Mike August 21, 2024