french toasty

Cuddling in bed with your significant other, while being covered in a lot of blankets, Toasty.

Babe, do you wanna french toasty with me later?

by looooooolNo May 3, 2018

french sailboat

When two or more males ejaculate into a fleshlight one after another. The fleshlight is not emptied before passing to next participant.

Hey Rich, this 6 pack of Smirnoff ice would go great with a French Sailboat tonight.

by Wad3th February 6, 2018

french burrito

When someone shits in their tidy whitys out of fear

James was so scared of the neighbors dog, while he was running from it, he made a French burrito.

by HappyFresno February 14, 2018

Dirty French

After going ass to mouth and nutting in their mouth you French Kiss them.

Dude, you Dirty French-ed that stripper.

by LordDarthmare December 5, 2020

jack french

Jack french is a ginger chubby male who likes the taste of small children particularly ages 10 and below

Have you seen that scary man over there. It must be jack french

by Nathan the beast September 5, 2021

french meadow

A euphemism for a lady part; specifically the vagina. The wording comes from the prediliction of Victorians to name anything associated with sex as "French", e.g. french letter, french kiss, etc., and meadow, referring to the soft grass of a meadow akin to a woman's pubic hair.

I laid in her french meadow for about half an hour, then I took a shower and came to work.

So she says to me, Tony, get your galoshes on and take a walk through my french meadow!

I'm a lawn mower, and her cooch is a french meadow.

by lexicon_T October 19, 2012

French Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin, performed while cleaning one's undercarriage on a Bidet.

Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.

by PV Kings November 12, 2012