tweak fest

festival of tweak.

if tweak fest was a person it would be demi and aarilynn

by jaekyvn April 09, 2024

Ford Fest

A group of teens from the suburbs of Minnesota. Oftentimes referred to as “the bods”. These hipsters crave the attention of women while be cast in the shadow of competing parties like “bamer” and “yomski”. All while perfecting the art of irony.

Bamer: Yo is ford fest going to the function?

Yomski: Yeah bro, let’s def not fucning show up.

by FordBodfranklegus June 22, 2022

fest mushi

Tight pussy

Ur mum has a fest mushi

by Mems4yu April 22, 2017

cocktail weiner fest

A cocktail weiner fest is a gathering of dudes with baby dicks.

Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest

by Cocktail weiner fest August 07, 2024

snatch fest

A sorority party

Why does it burn when I pee ??

Must have been that snatch fest last night

by Jr jr August 12, 2021

uno fest

in uno when you put down cards of the same number down and it starts a chain

hey are you going to put down a seven too? lets start a uno fest!

by unofestsarereal November 26, 2020

Vib Fest

That rare golden opportunity where an attractive single mother has a few moments to take care of herself with a battery-powered apparatus. Only happens when the kids are sound asleep or on a play date. To be used only in the absence of a live dong. It is a beautiful thing.

1. (A). “Did you see all the batteries in Shiela’s shopping cart? What do you think she’s up to?”
(B). “Well, the kids are at their Dad’s and her boyfriend’s out of town. You do the math.”
(A). “DAMN!! Our girl must be planning an epic Vib Fest!!”

2. “Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, what's that sound? Little Mami’s got a Vib Fest goin’ on down.”
-“Battery-Powered Boi” by the West Side Hustlers

by westsidehustlers April 02, 2020