French Trombone

It is a brass instrument. It has a slide, but is also nearly impossible to play. Instead of a trigger, it has a valve to change the key signature. It is high brass and the embouchure is incredibly hard to master. Luckily, it can also go very low unlike the normal French Horn, but can also go very high unlike the Trombone. Normally the people who play it have to be incredibly determined, but also have a sense of humor. Without those two traits, it is hard to keep persistent with it. It is a cursed amalgamation of two pretty cool instruments.

"Wow dude, you play French Trombone? That seems pretty difficult. It does sound good though."

by Sockth December 9, 2018

jack french

Jack french is a ginger chubby male who likes the taste of small children particularly ages 10 and below

Have you seen that scary man over there. It must be jack french

by Nathan the beast September 5, 2021

french cowboy

A very attractive French man riding a girl who moans a lot during sex

That girl I was with last night really made me a French Cowboy

by Shcjvj jvkbkvvjfju May 21, 2017

French Dipping

French dipppng is the female version of teabagging, beefy lips required.

Alternate version: Lasagna Dipping is when she is on her period w a yeast infection and French Dips someone (marinara and mozzarella)

Andrew was the first to pass out at the party, so Nadia pulled out her beefy lady lips and gave him a proper French Dipping.

by Jack's Left Nipple April 17, 2021

french runoff

the electoral ooze that forms the morning after a nationwide voting bacchanalia.

The voters were so out of it, they gave 'em the old "French Runoff."

by Bernard Lupe April 23, 2017

French Jew

Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.

Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."

Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."

French Jew

by Squirt56yz June 4, 2014

French Twirl

Can be done on a man or a woman. It's when fingers are licked, then placed into the anus, twirling the fingers around to locate the prostate.

Last night my boyfriend wanted his bum fingering. I used to "French Twirl" to help

by MagicSmurf May 14, 2020