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Ethan

Ethan’s are ugly. They usually have long necks. They have .1 inch penis. They cannot get girls. They think they the shit. They a snitch
You see that yellow and black animal with long necks. I call them Ethan
by Badboysvg2791 June 15, 2018
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Ethan

He is a big poppy head who sucka da pepper. He also usually has a whopping -2 braincells
Me:hes gay
My g:yes has such an ethan
by Nonceboi69 January 17, 2020
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Ethan

Tends to have longer hair than other males. Never has money on him and doesn't care about anything. Usually Throws up after around 3 shots have consuming. Ethan's also have some of the longest heads out of any name. There nicknames vary from Dude or Absolute Long Head.
Dude, Check out that Ethan.
by Devil85 May 24, 2017
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Ethan

Kid who doesn’t give a shit about anything but him/her self. Also a motherfucking bitch who watches porn, also a chotch who has a bitchy personality that makes him watch too much porn and r rated shit. Biggest motherfucking bithchy cunt dickhead arrogant, also know as Fuck boy. He also can not keep a fucking secrète for his shity ass life. He’s a fucking stupid little bitch that eats poopoo.he can fucking kiss my ass becuase he is a Little BITCH ANF HE IS A LONER ANDHAS NO FRIENDS AT ALL BECAUSE he sucks dicks. He pisses everyone the hell off, and he wines like a fucking baby. He’s a stupid little boy who calls people names not knowing that he’s the one that is everything he calls the other people, because he watches porn, he has become a hoe, a big fat hoe. He thinks he is so cool but really he is not. He’s also a big dick faggot and cock sucker.

#bramble #bitch #selffish #porn
Juan. Dude can help me if you don’t ill fail my grade
Ethan.
by Bitchdont esswith e April 21, 2018
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Ethan

A boy who doesn’t know if he wants you or 14 other girls. A boy who is amazing but really all he does is hurt you. He’ll lead you in and in the end fuck up your whole life.
Wow Ethan sure broke me
by Unicornchickennugget October 9, 2017
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Ethan

he likes ice cream. and kit-kats.
by oof123 January 10, 2018
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Ethan

A young man who doesn't know what he's worth. He's very quiet and likes to keep to himself around people he doesn't know very well but can be very funny and caring towards his friends or people he's interested in. Ethan's tend to have very strange interests,but aren't afraid to admit that they he doesn't get along with his spouses family members when they have done him wrong he is the type that won't just get along with them just because he s with you depending on how bad they provoke him ,he's the type to just snap one of those time your family has him cornered like they always do and he he will make them disappear or he will just end up leaving you when you could of been the one to control what they did he will bitch about the same thing that bothers him until you change it he loves hard he's the type that likes to work on things be up all hours of the night building you things etc if you got yourself a Ethan don't lose him ladies !!!
by Ethans Rage March 31, 2020
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