donkey punch

A sandwich at Chicago Bagel Authority. It is a bialy with chicken salad, BBQ sauce and smoked cheddar on it.

Mmm... that Donkey Punch was delicious! I'd have another, but I'm trying to get into a Speedo.

by TacklingDummy October 17, 2007

donkey ears

An extremely outrageous example of a camel toe.

While I was licking her carpet, she slapped me with her donkey ears.

by Flappy October 09, 2003

Son of a donkey

A stubborn jackass, such as a jerk hole who takes people's words.

That Son of a donkey stole my word and wrote a definition on urban dictionary.

by CapnCole May 13, 2019

donkey rubber

Shoving as many penises with condoms in a donkeys asshole as you can fit before getting kicked

Giovani, Caleb, and ricco all did a donkey rubber before giovani got kicked.

by riccoungaretti March 11, 2014

donkey sitting

taking a dumb stand in a fight, row, argument or debate

Allyssa was donkey sitting on Bryan's side.

by Danikinssss January 06, 2021

donkey cartel

a straight up nigga from out the 704.

yo my nigga donkey cartel is droppin the hottest mixtape of 2015. peep dat shit

by Worldwide Nigga December 27, 2015

Donkey Principle

The well-established, but long forgotten, rule of law that you will honour your obligations and treat your counterparty to a deal with the level of deference and respect due to them as though they had a compromising photograph of you with a donkey.

Tim: Hey Vinnie, how'd you go getting out of that crap million dollar deal you'd struck with KK?

Vinnie: No good mate, I forgot about the Donkey Principle and I had to suck it up and pay him his loot.

by Old Word Boss April 26, 2022