by EvilHom3r December 24, 2009
Get the dildo fuckmug. 
Get the pot-dildomug. Balls Dildo is usually used in place of words like, balls, shit, or fuck.
Jordan: I missed the spare by a fraction of an inch! Balls Dildo!
Jordan: I missed the spare by a fraction of an inch! Balls Dildo!
by Chuckyyoohoo January 23, 2009
Get the Balls Dildomug. 1. A disrespectful name one lesbian has for her partner, implying she is nothing more than a pair of hands that operates the business end of a dildo.
2. A person who keeps a cigar in their mouth all day, but does not smoke said cigar. Most likely this person fantasizes about having a penis in their mouth but have not yet admitted to themselves that they are, in fact, a flaming faggot.
2. A person who keeps a cigar in their mouth all day, but does not smoke said cigar. Most likely this person fantasizes about having a penis in their mouth but have not yet admitted to themselves that they are, in fact, a flaming faggot.
ex. 1: Hey Sandy, isn't that your girlfriend Sarah over there?
No, she's just my dildo hammer.
ex. 2: Why does that fucker have a goddamn cigar in his mouth all day? It looks like a limp penis with dog slobber all over it. He's such a dildo hammer.
No, she's just my dildo hammer.
ex. 2: Why does that fucker have a goddamn cigar in his mouth all day? It looks like a limp penis with dog slobber all over it. He's such a dildo hammer.
by Harold M. North March 22, 2010
Get the Dildo Hammermug. by kamal Ali January 20, 2004
Get the Gun Dildomug. Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between dennis smith and his purple dildo has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.
by ducttape16 March 29, 2003
Get the purple dildomug. by Heineken24 May 17, 2006
Get the dildo slingermug.