forgets to breathe

Someone who is literally so stupid, every now and then they forget to breath. They are generally recognized by random intakes of breath. Sometimes belly rumbling also occurs as they also forget to eat!

Person A: look at that guy, He nearly passed out!

Person B: oh yes He is that Forgets to breathe guy.

Person A: oh yes, he does look seriously stupid!

Person B: He does indeed.

by Mr Bar Stard June 3, 2013

surface breath

When one has breath so pungent that a two foot circumference of the vilest stench hovers permanently around the said individual regardless of whether his/her mouth is open.

Jesus Christ! That bastard's surface breath is so horrific that I feel compelled to vomit.

by The Badger August 5, 2003

Dragon’s Breath

When you have smoke still coming out of your mouth and you try to talk after hitting a huge blunt.

Shit, that blunt gave me dragon’s breath.

by Redhood21 January 24, 2019

Heroin breath

Heroin breath is the state of having breath that smells so bad it reminds you of bum ass heroin addicts miserable stench

The Italian fuck spat at me as he talked and I noticed his breath smelt so bad, like heroin breath

As the hobo jumped up at me begging for money I felt bad and just when I was about to give him money, noticed that his breath smelt like absolute heroin breath so I decided not to.

by Fuckdickofashit69 December 5, 2019

Taco Breath

1) When you eat Taco Bell and then you make out with someone else who also has recently eaten Taco Bell.

2) The nickname of someone who has Taco Breath regularly

Mallory: I can't makeout with you.... I have taco breath
Dan: It's ok, I have taco breath too!

*initiate makeout session*

by Tomcat Tommy August 31, 2010

Goats Breathe

When a woman swallows your load & she burps, the aroma is like goats breathe !

What's that smell when you talk woman; Goats breathe

by squid1161 August 12, 2016

skittle breath

referring to one who has skittle breath, is a way of discreetly calling a individual homosexual. This term describes the color of the "rainbows" coming out of their mouth.

hey bro, that kid siding behind you totally has skittle breath, you better not drop the soap.

by phyck May 25, 2010