Bacon drawer

The drawer of your refrigerator that is used solely for already-cooked bacon for later use. Usually lined with paper towels to soak up grease.

James: "You were running out of fridge space, so I put the beer in a drawer."
Brian: "I hope it wasn't the bacon drawer."
James: "Bacon drawer?"
Brian: "Yeah, it's only for bacon. If you put beer in there, it'll get all greasy."

by jc2 March 29, 2013

skatin bacon

When a woman's oven is usually wet and you put your meat log in her.

Dude, this broad's oven required no preheating. It was like my custard cannon turned into some skatin bacon.

by Rex Thundershock November 8, 2021

Bacon Tornado

(n.) A fury storm of meat and wind.

Jeff: Woah, dude, what's that outside the window?

Bill: Holy shit, it's a bacon tornado! Get under the table!

by Michi Murha May 11, 2011

bacon when the

bacon when the, truly the only god that can exist and has ever existed

person 1: yo you see that
person 2: what?
person 1: it's bacon when the
person 2: who's that
person 1: the only god that can exist and has ever existed

by bacon when the November 2, 2021

Bacon Head

Someone with extremely greasy hair.

Ruby: I could fry chips on Ffiôn’s head it’s so greasy! She’s such a Bacon Head!

by TamagotchiGirl January 31, 2020

Tainting bacon

The act of making use of a fuckpig.

That guy's been tainting bacon; he's being seeing that fuckpig Sharon.

by SharonFuckPig May 18, 2011

Panty bacon

When the discharge and skidmarks are there in ur pants for sooo long that they have a crusty texture and start to exude a strong sent of old bacon

Yo, i was with that bitch last night and she took off her saggy pink 1930s pants to reveal panty bacon. I ate that breakfast all night.

by Mrs.frizzells chode May 13, 2018